Hey there.

If you got here randomly, well, that sucks. For you, I mean, because you’re most likely clueless as to what this site is. Relax though, it’s not important. None of it is. It’s a personal site with a few hosted files and subdomains for friends and acquaintances I felt like doing a favour for. Oh, some idle projects lie around this site as well.

Why would I have an entire domain just for little, insignificant me? Very simple, really. There are several “community” ( read: mob ) websites which require payment subscriptions in order to fully use very simple and common features, so I figured that paying ten USD per month to have a website of my own where I can abide by none but my own rules ( and traditional United States law ) is a very fair deal. It’s also a way for me to have an outlet (this blog) without worrying about whether or not my posts will be binned by authority-hungry admin. If you’re truly curious about little ol’ me, there’s a moderately-updated “About” link somewhere on this page, so click that.

You’re still reading so you must either be really bored, or know me already, perhaps both. In any case, this page is merely an introduction. Feel free to browse and kill further curiosity and/or boredom. However, I ask that you please keep a level head in case you come across something which offends you. In the case which you find something offensive, please do nothing further than navigating away. Any further action you’d take will likely serve nothing more than to get you laughed at.

To be oh-so-cliché about it… my website is proudly (yes, proudly) hosted by DreamHost, paid for by donations from awesome people, and maintained as well as haplessly and somewhat designed by myself ( except for WordPress, because I suck at CSS ).

If you would like to be one of those awesome people, click the button below. Your payment goes right to my DreamHost account so don’t worry about me using it to run my secret paramilitary organisation or pay hush-money to the news media–or anything unrelated to this website.

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Unfortunately, making donations to my hosting bill doesn’t really grant you anything other than my thanks. If I could repay such kindness, I likely wouldn’t be accepting donations.